Shyness is a disease - a disease that makes people unhappy and lonely. So there's only one way in which this benign dictator can deal with this - send shy people to drill sergeant school.

Here they can learn the skills they need to start conversations on the tube "PICK UP THAT KFC WRAPPER AND GIVE ME TWENTY" and to chat up attractive yoga instructors at trendy parites "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR PHONE NUMBER PRIVATE?"

Although all that shouting could cause a problem.
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