after hearing the news that the snuff-tv presenter Noel Edmunds is about to make a daytime TV comeback, coupled with the recommendation that Britain starts funding astronauts again presents an ideal opportunity for rid the planet of Edmunds and his anti-windfarming views forever.
Its not that I actually watch daytime tv (I have a job) but with the impending bird-flu epidemic, threatening to wipe out the UK population, the danger of lots of citizens sitting at home poses immense danger for the daytime tv viewing population.

A nice mission to Venus (with 450 degree temperatures and crushing pressure) is just the thing that our bearded blobby creating presenter needs, and he'd be giving his life to help the quest of sending people to places to play golf.
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