A list of all the things i'd do if I was a benign dictator. Mostly involving banning things, or running things much better.

Monday, February 02, 2004

make French Connection UK come up with something new. Dyslexic swearwords are just not funny, in fact were never funny, ever. They just cause arguments between 14 year old girls and their mums.

# posted by Pete @ 10:57 am

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