given that my presidential palace is situated in the environs of leafy Brixton, I've been recently troubled by reports of Crack-Crazed squirrels terrorising the local residents. As if having drug-crazed supermodels isn't enough, these flaky flake flake-machine squirrels are threatening the very fabric of our society. Whats more worrying is what might happen to our local foxes who already keep me awake with their late night partying.
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