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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

send Paris and Nicole on a proper road trip 


I'm fed up of watching the antics of a spoiled heiress and her weight-yo-yo-ing mates piss around on various US roadtrips. Something that was slightly entertaining at first has now got really boring - "ooh watch Paris et al fuck up yet another job" - "ooh see her flirt with lots of boys" - "ooh she's got in trouble - again!". I'd really like to see how Hilton would cope with an overland trip somewhere really tough. Somwehere where screwing up your job results in "ooh Paris has just let a patient die" or "ooh the harvest has failed, we're going to starve!" or "ooh the pink truck's got stuck in a minefield" or "ooh we ran out of food and had to eat that stupid dog" or "ooh you danced with my son, now you must marry him and become a domestic servant" or "ooh now you have joined the foreign legion". And why is it no-one's recognised her from that artily filmed internet video? do they edit that part or is most of the US in denial (not that i've ever seen it).

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4338084.stm ho ho
 
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