Force Alistair Darling to either dye his hair black or his eyebrows white. The chilling effect of Darlings eybrow / hair mismatch is really unnerving - it makes you wonder whether or not he uses Just for Men on his eyebrows, but doesn't have enough left over to do his hair. I don't think i've been this scared by an eyebrow / hair combination since I watched a re-run of Gerry Andersons "UFO" (think thunderbirds, but without the puppets, and american actors with henchmen who have home counties accents).
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